A little Covid humor

[WhittleBurner]

What! I have a doppelgänger???

My condolences...

What do you call it when there are 3 alike ?

[JColeman]

What do you call it when there are 3 alike ?

Menage a trois?

[traveldawg]

Some stuff I just found.
1. Previously you'd cough to cover a fart, now you fart to cover a cough.
2. QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
3.Just bought 6 pounds of cheese. Won't need toilet paper now.
4. I had to buy a second can of Lysol so that I could sanitize my first can.
5. I can’t wait to tell my kids that I survived Ebola, coronavirus, AND swine flu every time they start complaining that they’re too sick to go to school
6. Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper
7. Coronavirus prevention tip: wash your hands like you just finished a bag of hot Cheetos con limón and you need to remove your contact lenses
8. Me: Are people in Tennessee worried about coronavirus?
My dad: I don't really talk to people anymore
9. Me: Just FYI we need to buy Pull-Ups
Wife: If we can. They might be sold out of that too. This coronavirus panic is ridiculous.
Me: Yes. Let's just hope that size 4 pull-ups aren't most people's plan B when they see Costco is sold out of toilet paper.
10. Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our house,
Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

I'm thinking you can blame this on the 'invisible enemy'!!! geese.... it use to be we had imaginary friends... now they're enemies...

[SmallBoxMaker]

What do you call it when there are 3 alike ?

Well, groups in nature have weird terms - like a gaggle of geese or a pride of lions. So a dope of doppelgangers might be appropriate.

But given this picture, I'm inclined to go with an ugly of humans...

John

[Ynot4me2]

Menage a trois?

I vote for that.

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[more tired since retired]

What do you call it when there are 3 alike ?

A trio of Grand Design owners waiting to get out on the road!!!

[more tired since retired]

While this may not be about Covid, I thought we could all use a bit of a change of pace.

The world's first dumb blond guy joke.....enjoy (or not).








The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!





An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy named Dave were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'


The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'


The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'


The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.


At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'


(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

[LV Naturist]

Ba-Dum-Chee...



Now that song is stuck in your head, isn't it...

john

[SmallBoxMaker]

Ba-Dum-Chee...



Now that song is stuck in your head, isn't it...

john

Ack - I had to go listen to that song and i'm now in dire straits with an ear-worm!!!

[WhittleBurner]

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