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02-11-2019, 03:29 PM #61
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02-11-2019, 03:36 PM #62
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OR: Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car. Come back 4 hours later and open the trunk. Which one do you think is happy to see you??
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02-11-2019, 04:11 PM #63
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Marriage is a sentencing. Whats yours is hers and whats hers is hers. And don't believe for a minute that she believes you when you say yes dear to a request for you to do something- she fully knows that your full of it and sooner or later she will haft to do it.
Minister gave me this one while meeting him before the wedding. Marriage is for better or worse.....there will be times when you will wonder when the better part is.2018 Reflection 150 Series 220RK 5th wheel with 6K axle upgrade. B&W 25K OEM Companion, Steadyfast system, 2022 F350 SRW 6.7 King Ranch 8' bed, Trailer reverse lights, rear spare tire holder, storage tube, sumo springs, Victron MultiPlus 12/120/3000, and Solar
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02-12-2019, 03:57 PM #65
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02-13-2019, 12:48 PM #66
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So I was having lunch with my teenage Granddaughter, and I asked her what special day was coming up. Being the smart young lady she is, she said "Oh, US Congressman's day". I asked kinda confused what that was. Without missing a beat, she said "That's when all the congressmen come out of the capital, and if they see their shadow, we're in for 12 more months of Bovine Excrement!" (she used a more descriptive colorful metaphor). I told you she is smart!
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02-15-2019, 05:54 PM #67
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I just read an article on the dangers of drinking and it scared the crap outta me.
So after today no more reading
Brian
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02-15-2019, 06:14 PM #68
Our local bakery which specializes in bread had a fire today. I heard the building is toast.
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02-16-2019, 08:40 AM #69
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02-16-2019, 09:18 AM #70
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In pre-marriage counseling the minister said that marriage is like an institution. I thought to myself, who wants to spend the rest of their life in an institution?
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