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Thread: Todays Chuckle
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08-08-2019, 11:14 AM #111
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09-01-2019, 10:14 AM #112
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Hans and Franz had just finished eating and there were 2 pieces of pie there for dessert. Franz says to Hans "go ahead and have one", whereupon Hans takes the slightyly bigger piece. Franz tells Hans that's rude to take the bigger piece. When offered to choose he should have taken the smaller piece. Hans responds that had he offered the pie to Franz instead which would he have chosen. Franz says "of course, the smaller piece". "Well", Hans repies, "you got what you wanted, now didn't you?"
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09-01-2019, 11:42 AM #113
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This just in.......
study lasting 10 years
shows only 1 in 7 dwarfs is Happy.......Jim and Belinda H. Pa.
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09-01-2019, 12:24 PM #114
Been happily married 12 years!!
Been married a total of 52 but she will not tell me which ones were the happy ones!!!
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09-27-2019, 08:43 AM #115
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My Grandpappy once told me "When one door closes, another one opens". Smart man! Horrible cabinet maker...
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10-24-2019, 11:12 AM #116
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My wife sent me a text that said "Your the best!" I responded with "No, YOU'RE the best". She's been happy and smiling all day... Question, should I tell her I was only correcting her grammar or leave it alone?
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12-10-2019, 11:18 PM #117
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warped sense of humor time...
A stoner, a Jedi, and a surgeon walk into a bar...
Blunt Force Trauma
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12-17-2019, 07:27 PM #118
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What is "sis, boom, bah?
The sound you hear when a goat eats a large firecracker!Duane, Mary Jo, and Milo the dog = Full Timers.
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12-18-2019, 07:05 AM #119
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12-18-2019, 12:59 PM #120
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[First day as a new cop on patrol]
Cop to Dispatch: "There's a suspect dancing completely naked, heading down Main Street."
Dispatch: "Copy that..."
Cop to Dispatch: "I'll try, but I'm not a very good dancer..."
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Rust prevention on rotors over...
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