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12-19-2019, 11:12 AM #121
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With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know some of us have been known to have a few "libations" at "social sessions" while out with friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with some friends, and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where the hell I got it, and now that it's in my garage I have no freakin' clue what to do with it...2018 Silverado LTZ 3500HD CC LB 4X4 DRW Duramax/Allison
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12-19-2019, 01:54 PM #122
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Funny story
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02-09-2020, 10:57 AM #123
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So I was working on the pride and joy in my driveway at my own 🏠. I needed a grinder and decided it was easier to start the generator than to go get an extension cord.
I think I know where I want to live...
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02-22-2020, 07:31 AM #124
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Reportedly in today's paper in the personal section:
Woman with Corona-virus seeking Man with Lime-diseaseGeoff and Cheri
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02-28-2020, 03:07 PM #125
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Imagine If You Will...
... an atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.
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02-28-2020, 06:24 PM #126
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02-28-2020, 08:37 PM #127
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Setting - Air force one
The President is flying the Pope and the Rabi to an important joint world religions conference. Their in a meeting discussing world affairs. Suddenly the Presidents staff alerts him to the situation that an extinction level event asteroid is headed towards earth - only hours away. They all agree they need to prepare the world. The Pope grabs his communications case and quickly talks to the Vatican. The President is talking with staff to coordinate blowing the thing up. He even calls Russia for help. Meanwhile the Rabi asked for a sandwich and a Coke. The President and the Pope look at him in disbelief - he is just sitting there calmly, enjoying his sandwich, like he is oblivious to what is happening. Meanwhile the clocks counts down. Its total panic on Air Force One as the END draws near. Plans are made and Fail. All that is left is to pray or whatever you want to do when your time is up.
Then the Rabi pulls out an old style gold bag phone and makes a call. He can be overheard talking and praying and other Rabi things. After his call he sits down calmly and asks for another Coke. Everyone looks at him. Suddenly the asteroid makes a hard right turn and misses Earth.
Both the President and Pope ask the Rabi what did he do. Rabi responds he had to wait until he could make a local call to God and work things out.2018 Reflection 150 Series 220RK 5th wheel with 6K axle upgrade. B&W 25K OEM Companion, Steadyfast system, 2022 F350 SRW 6.7 King Ranch 8' bed, Trailer reverse lights, rear spare tire holder, storage tube, sumo springs, Victron MultiPlus 12/120/3000, and Solar
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04-19-2020, 06:08 AM #128
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I just want to say thanks to all of the contributors of this thread.
I laughed my way thru this thread and thoroughly enjoyed myself.Bob & Alice
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04-19-2020, 10:43 AM #129
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08-25-2020, 12:58 PM #130
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So I heard a rumor that Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook are in negotiations to merge. They will be known as YouTwitFace...
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