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01-11-2021, 09:45 PM #151
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Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big b--bs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
“Okay, let’s give it a try."2018 Dodge 3500 6.7 Cummins SRW w/Aisin
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01-19-2021, 10:54 AM #152
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week ... Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here."
He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.2018 Dodge 3500 6.7 Cummins SRW w/Aisin
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01-29-2021, 01:01 PM #153
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Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he
is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women
and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her."2018 Dodge 3500 6.7 Cummins SRW w/Aisin
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01-29-2021, 01:48 PM #154
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When I die, I'd like to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did - not screaming and wailing like the passengers in his car.
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03-07-2021, 06:08 PM #155
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Mrs. Barberio comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives
with a female roommate, Maria. During the evening, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
While watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down
and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house;
I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama2018 Dodge 3500 6.7 Cummins SRW w/Aisin
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03-08-2021, 07:08 AM #156
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Hahaha busted!!
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03-17-2021, 09:08 PM #157
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A woman tries getting on a bus but realizes her skirt is too tight.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she realized that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to step up to the first step
of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would giver her enough slack to raise her leg a
little. She tried to take the step only to discover she could not.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to take the step.
After becoming quite frustrated and more embarrassed she once
again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more
legroom that would enable her to get on the first step of the bus.
About this time a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who
you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would
agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
Kind of figured we were friends.2018 Dodge 3500 6.7 Cummins SRW w/Aisin
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03-18-2021, 08:31 AM #158
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"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
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03-18-2021, 03:57 PM #159
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Just remember, no man has ever been shot by his wife while he was doing the dishes
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03-20-2021, 11:03 AM #160
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Farting under the covers is no longer called a "Dutch Oven", it's a Covid test. If you can still smell it or taste it you're negative!
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