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Thread: Todays Chuckle
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09-25-2021, 09:00 PM #201
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And another one
What might be coming this year!
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2020 Ram 3500 LB SRW 4WD Crew Laramie 6.7HO Aisin, 55gal Titan
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2023 stays
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09-26-2021, 12:23 PM #202
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Getting older
For those of us getting up in years, could be worse
Attachment 36871Robin & John
2020 Ram 3500 LB SRW 4WD Crew Laramie 6.7HO Aisin, 55gal Titan
2022 Solitude 310GK-R - Dual pane, factory solar & Onan, 8K axles with discs, 18K GVWR, W/D, Heat Pump, Goosebox, Battleborn
2023 stays
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09-26-2021, 02:21 PM #203
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Policeman stops a guy tells him his taillight is out.
Man- I did'nt know, I'll get it fixed tommorow.
Wife- I told you two days ago to get that fixed
Policeman-Your license is also expired.
Man-I did'nt realize that.
Wife-I told you last week that the state sent you a letter about that.
Man- Honey, can you do me a favor? Keep your damn mouth shut!
Policeman-Does your husband always talk to you like that?
Wife-No... only when he's drunk!
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11-05-2021, 01:20 PM #204
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TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
2021 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA :
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.2018 Dodge 3500 6.7 Cummins SRW w/Aisin
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11-30-2021, 08:37 AM #205
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I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and
chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's
been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must
first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it
used to be."
He replies: Get out. You're on my side.2018 Dodge 3500 6.7 Cummins SRW w/Aisin
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12-06-2021, 05:35 PM #206
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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!"Bob (retired) & Vicki
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12-06-2021, 05:53 PM #207
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.Bob (retired) & Vicki
Scuba Diver
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12-09-2021, 04:31 PM #208
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12-09-2021, 06:03 PM #209
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12-10-2021, 08:13 AM #210
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I heard the inventor of the throat lozenge has died and that there will be no coffin at his funeral.
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Electrical Engineer/Musician/Rancher
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