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01-11-2019, 03:04 PM #51
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Have you been saving these up? you need to pace yourself.
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01-12-2019, 01:09 PM #52
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This is from a long time back....names can be changed to pick on anyone
The President, the Pope and a Boy scout are on air force one. Suddenly there is a huge commotion, screaming, and panic - and everyone but the thee of them bale out. When they look to get a chute there are only two left. They stand there looking at each other in silence when the President speaks up that he is the leader of the free world and cant die, grabs a chute and out he goes leaving the Pope and Boy scout. The Pope looks at the scout and says - go my son, God will protect me. The boy scout replies back, no worries Pope - the President grabbed my back pack.2018 Reflection 150 Series 220RK 5th wheel with 6K axle upgrade. B&W 25K OEM Companion, Steadyfast system, 2022 F350 SRW 6.7 King Ranch 8' bed, Trailer reverse lights, rear spare tire holder, storage tube, sumo springs, Victron MultiPlus 12/120/3000, and Solar
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01-12-2019, 02:31 PM #53
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"Barb, Lyle and the 3 four-legged kids
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01-31-2019, 11:58 AM #54
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I called an old engineer buddy and asked what he was doing these days.
He told me he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was quite impressed, until I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.
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01-31-2019, 12:40 PM #55
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01-31-2019, 12:44 PM #56
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PROOF THAT MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS
Friendship among women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she came home. She told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them said that they knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning when he came home, he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of his friends confirmed that he had indeed been there and slept over. Two of them said that he was still there.
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01-31-2019, 12:50 PM #57
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02-01-2019, 09:22 PM #58
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Why is a dog better than a wife?
Because when you come in at 2 AM with lipstick on your collar and whiskey on your breath, your dog will be happy to see you...Eddie, Cindy, n Maddie (our fearless Yorkie)
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02-05-2019, 02:34 PM #59
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Hearing Loss
The man goes to the Doctor, at the end of his exam the Doctor asks him "Is there anything else you want to discuss?"
The man says "Yes", "My wife is losing her hearing, she can't hear me from across the room."
The doctor says "Go home, wait until your wife is across the room with her back to you and ask her a question in a normal tone of voice if she doesn't answer move halfway across the room and repeat the question, if she still doesn't answer move right behind her and ask the question again, come back next week and tell me what happened and we will go on from there."
The man goes home, his wife is cooking dinner in the kitchen, from across the room he asks"Honey, what is for dinner?" No answer.
The man moves halfway across the room towards her and asks the question again "Honey, what is for dinner?" Again no answer, he thinks to himself, This is worse than I thought.
The man moves directly behind his wife and asks again "Honey, What's for dinner?"
The wife says "For the third damn time, Spaghetti and meatballs"!
And with that ladies and gentleman, I have achieved the coveted 4 star status!
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02-05-2019, 03:50 PM #60
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