User Tag List
Results 231 to 240 of 249
Thread: Todays Chuckle
-
02-28-2023, 01:23 PM #231
-
02-28-2023, 02:55 PM #232
-
02-28-2023, 03:07 PM #233
-
03-01-2023, 05:19 AM #234
-
03-02-2023, 08:43 AM #235
- Join Date
- Feb 2017
- Location
- Ontario, Ohio
- Posts
- 485
- Mentioned
- 1 Post(s)
- Tagged
- 0 Thread(s)
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”
The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, ‘I’d calm down if I were you.’
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.
Pissed at the pump’s haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, “Greetings, Earthling, we come in peace.
Take us to your leader or I will fire!”
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, ‘You probably don’t want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.’
‘Rubbish,’ replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon and opened fire.
There was a huge explosion.
A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed.
When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
‘What a ferocious creature!’ exclaimed the young, fried alien. ‘He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?’
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend, and replied, ‘If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.’
Now try and go get fuel with laughing . . . . .Joe & Dee
Ontario, Ohio
2018 Chevy 3500HD LTZ Duramax Crew Cab SRW Short Bed Payload 3523#
2019 Reflection 337RLS bought February 2019 Dry Pin Weight = 2,320#, UVW = 11,100#
Hitch - PullRite Super Glide 2700 - 16K
Bed Cover - Roll-N-Lock
TPMS - Tire Tracker TT-500 (non flow thru)
Rear Observation Camera - Rear View Safety model RVS-155W-FB (2400-2500MHZ)
2017 303RLS bought April 2017 / Traded February 2019
Map represents States visited with our 303RLS /337RLS
-
04-06-2023, 09:08 AM #236
- Join Date
- Feb 2023
- Posts
- 73
- Mentioned
- 0 Post(s)
- Tagged
- 0 Thread(s)
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?
A. A receding hare line.2023 Reflection 297RSTS
2020 F-250 Power Stroke
-
04-06-2023, 11:19 AM #237
-
04-09-2023, 09:52 AM #238
- Join Date
- Jul 2020
- Location
- New Hampshire
- Posts
- 2,434
- Mentioned
- 32 Post(s)
- Tagged
- 0 Thread(s)
Found these two videos on YT. The first is an alternate definition for 5th Wheel - 1930s-1950s style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwZnl1Eq_6M
Don't want a truck for a TV? How about a 5th wheel pulled by a VW Bug?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqr2ioQTV5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwH9WeVEfURobin & John
2020 Ram 3500 LB SRW 4WD Crew Laramie 6.7HO Aisin, 55gal Titan 4014 payload
2022 Solitude 310GK-R - Dual pane, factory solar & Onan, 8K axles with discs, 18K GVWR, W/D, Heat Pump, Goosebox, Battleborn
2023 stays
-
04-10-2023, 06:10 AM #239
- Join Date
- Mar 2019
- Location
- N Central PA
- Posts
- 1,590
- Mentioned
- 7 Post(s)
- Tagged
- 0 Thread(s)
WOW, are we behind the times???
Bob (retired) & Vicki
Scuba Diver
US ARMY Vet (Go Cav!)
2019 Reflection 31MB
2019 Chevy 2500HD LT Crew Cab Gasser
-
04-11-2023, 11:52 AM #240
- Join Date
- Oct 2022
- Location
- Turner, OR
- Posts
- 12
- Mentioned
- 0 Post(s)
- Tagged
- 0 Thread(s)
Extending 381m garage?
Today, 10:06 PM in General Discussion