SH@T Happens

[Headin Out 2]

So, picture the following:

We bought what I called the TT (Turd Toter) (Poop Caddy), whatever you wanna call it, you know, the little wheeled caddy thing. We put it together and rolled it out to the ol' fiver. DW went to work so I was left alone to do the "business", for the record, the black water tank was completely full and really, really needed emptying !

I hooked up the drain to the ol' fiver and hooked up the business end to the TT. All's well so far. Just so you know, the "business end" had a clear 90 elbow so we could see the "business" going in the TT.

Great, so far. I pulled the black water T handle and both heard and saw the "business" goin' into the TT. Great !! This is working as advertised !. I was standing over the TT watching the "business" and noticed the "business" was inexplicably slowing down when I KNEW it should not be. I bent at the waist to get a better look when all HELL broke loose in my face ! The "business" end of the TP (Turd Pipe) blew loose from the TT and a literal high pressure geyser of somewhat macerated human "stuff" spewed forth in a pressurized column, right into my face !! The pressure was so bad that the "stuff" was able to go under eyelids, up nostrils, mouth opening, ears and all over the front of entire body. I SCREAMED and, with eyes burning and shut, ran for the front door of the stick n brick while trying to strip out of my feces soaked clothing. I'm 56. Bounced once off the door, forever scarred both dogs while screaming through the house, and, busted my $ss in the shower !!

AAAparently, you are supposed to loosen the little pressure release/content indicator thingy BEFORE you pull the handle to hell !!

PS, got cleaned up and that only took a full 60 gallons of hot water, soap, Lysol, mouthwash, prescription strength eye drops and all the left over antibiotics in the med cabinet !!

That's my "It Happened to me" story.

[jbux2016]

Whew ... thanks for the tip and the laugh

[avf100]

I have a turd tote story but nowhere near as disastrous as yours

[Headin Out 2]

now ya gotta fess up !!

[Schiefswret]

You might want to investigate a career in writing. Great job!

[Headin Out 2]

LOL, truth is better than fiction sometimes !

[FT4NOW]

Excellent write up, I think i was able to perfectly visualize the whole thing. On the bright side, at least you know whose poop it was.

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[Headin Out 2]

Excellent write up, I think i was able to perfectly visualize the whole thing. On the bright side, at least you know whose poop it was.

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indelibly etched in my cranium !!

[el Rojo]

Wow! In my 36 yrs of RVing, I have had 3 sewer hose getaways. All were a huge mess but the worst I got was a little splatter.

[el Rojo]

Great story BTW!