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01-07-2021, 07:18 AM #41
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01-07-2021, 07:19 AM #42
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When you spend more time than you should devising ways to keep the squirrels out of your bird feeders.
Mike & Lisa
Central Florida
2021 Imagine 2970RL
1996 Chevy K3500 Crew SRW 7.4L Gas
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01-07-2021, 08:02 AM #43
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01-07-2021, 09:54 AM #44
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01-07-2021, 10:17 AM #45
Wife is Swiss and marrying her had me worried about finding spare parts.
European girls want a guy that's taller than them and with character.
They see through it that you're just an older guy.
American girls want a guy 20 years younger, fresh out of prison and unemployed.
Outstanding wants and warrants are a bonus.
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01-07-2021, 10:55 AM #46
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You know you are old when you quit trying.
You know when you are old when your grandson brings you a vinyl record he found in the closet and wants to know where the cd player is that it fits.
You know you are old when they validate your insurance/medicare/supplements and allow you 60 physical therapy visits.
Old age is not about number of birthdays, my 88 year old neighbor shovels his drive faster than I can shovel mine. My father in law was devastated when they told him he could no longer play softball. The shoulder surgery after his bicycle accident didn't repair his shoulder enough so he could pitch, he was 89. I run across a number of 70+ year old's that rock climb in the very difficult grades.
You know you are getting old when your favorite music is now played on the "classics" radio station.
You know you are getting old when you understand the slogan: "Keep moving or die!"
You know you are getting old when you find a spot on your skin you think might be cancer, you go to the dermatologist and and he/she tells you they have some very bad news for you... you have an age spot.
FYI; the age for jury duty excuse was recently changed in my home county form 70 to 65. I am now permanently excused form jury duty.
You know you are getting old when they give you the high dose flu shot for seniors.
You know you are getting old when your 10 miles hikes turn into 3 mile hikes.
You know you are getting old when you have a lot of time on your hands to think of ways that you are getting old.Dallas
2017 Momentum 376TH, 2019 Ford F450, Dual Rear Wheel, 4x4, diesel.
2015 Harley-Davidson Street, XG750
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01-09-2021, 10:07 AM #47
Father time is undefeated.
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01-10-2021, 05:01 PM #48
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As I age I keep rediscovering that gravity always wins.
2018 Solitude 375 RES 2022 F450 Powerstroke Dually
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04-09-2021, 04:45 PM #49
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You know you're getting old when . . . Got my first campground Senior discount today! They didn't even ask. Just gave it to me. Saved $11.00, so I'll take it!
Mike & Lisa
Central Florida
2021 Imagine 2970RL
1996 Chevy K3500 Crew SRW 7.4L Gas
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04-10-2021, 04:27 AM #50
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You know you're getting old when, after changing the oil on the generator, your back goes into spasm when you stand up.🤬🤬🤬
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