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    Rolling Along grampscamper's Avatar
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    My wife is missing

    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...


    Sergeant at Police Station:
    What is her height?


    Husband:
    Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.


    Sergeant:
    Weight?


    Husband:
    Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.


    Sergeant:
    Color of eyes?


    Husband:
    Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.


    Sergeant:
    Color of hair?


    Husband:
    Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I canít
    remember.


    Sergeant:
    What was she wearing?


    Husband:
    Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know
    exactly.


    Sergeant:
    What kind of car did she go in?


    Husband:
    She went in my truck.


    Sergeant:
    What kind of truck was it?


    Husband:
    A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
    ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air
    conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which
    has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
    "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special
    wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver,
    23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power
    outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has
    custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.


    At this point the husband started choking up. . .
    . .


    Sergeant:


    Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.




    2023 Reflection 150 Series 260RD
    2022 Ford F350 SRW CC 4X4 Lariat 6.7 camper package, B&W Companion RVK3300

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    Fireside Member Mikes145's Avatar
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    Funny and probably true for some.
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    2007 Dodge Ram 3500

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    Seasoned Camper jdmuth's Avatar
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    Now THAT'S Funny!!!
    Jeff & Lee

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    Wife, Carol (I think?) says "isn't that just typical male"........I just got done laughing so hard my stomach hurts !!!.......gramps thanks for sharing the best funny of the day !

    Dan
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    Rolling Along grampscamper's Avatar
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    You're welcome Dan. It was so funny I thought I would share. My wife forwarded the joke to me. Do you think she's trying to tell me something?
    2023 Reflection 150 Series 260RD
    2022 Ford F350 SRW CC 4X4 Lariat 6.7 camper package, B&W Companion RVK3300

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    Sad part is it doesn't have to be that nice of a truck.

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    That's hilarious Gramps! Thanks for lightening up my morning and I can't wait to share it wife my wife.
    Paul "Poppy" and Deb Cervone
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    I took my wife to China for our Honeymoon. Next year we are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary so I thinking about going back... to pick her up.
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    Rolling Along grampscamper's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR GD View Post
    I took my wife to China for our Honeymoon. Next year we are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary so I thinking about going back... to pick her up.
    That's funny!
    2023 Reflection 150 Series 260RD
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    Seasoned Camper jdmuth's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR GD View Post
    I took my wife to China for our Honeymoon. Next year we are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary so I thinking about going back... to pick her up.
    LOL..... oh boy!!
    Jeff & Lee

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    2017 Chevrolet Silverado 2500 HD Duramax SRW 4WD
    2016 Momentum 348M #1966

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