A little Covid humor

[SGT ROC]

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My wife works in healthcare, and that right there scares the hell out of me cause she could do it! Not that I've ever given her reason...

[SGT ROC]

Some stuff I just found.
1. Previously you'd cough to cover a fart, now you fart to cover a cough.
2. QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
3.Just bought 6 pounds of cheese. Won't need toilet paper now.
4. I had to buy a second can of Lysol so that I could sanitize my first can.
5. I can’t wait to tell my kids that I survived Ebola, coronavirus, AND swine flu every time they start complaining that they’re too sick to go to school
6. Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper
7. Coronavirus prevention tip: wash your hands like you just finished a bag of hot Cheetos con limón and you need to remove your contact lenses
8. Me: Are people in Tennessee worried about coronavirus?
My dad: I don't really talk to people anymore
9. Me: Just FYI we need to buy Pull-Ups
Wife: If we can. They might be sold out of that too. This coronavirus panic is ridiculous.
Me: Yes. Let's just hope that size 4 pull-ups aren't most people's plan B when they see Costco is sold out of toilet paper.
10. Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our house,
Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

[Ynot4me2]

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OMG, I had forgotten those. Lol

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[case24]

On a really crappy day Sgt Roc made me laugh. Thank you.
Case24

[SGT ROC]

On a really crappy day Sgt Roc made me laugh. Thank you.
Case24

Good enough. WE all need to laugh. Helps keep you sane - mostly...

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[Ynot4me2]

Now this is sad

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When did you sneak in and get that picture of me????

[SmallBoxMaker]

When did you sneak in and get that picture of me????

What! I have a doppelgänger???

My condolences...