My wife is missing

[grampscamper]

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...


Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?


Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.


Sergeant:
Weight?


Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.


Sergeant:
Color of eyes?


Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.


Sergeant:
Color of hair?


Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t
remember.


Sergeant:
What was she wearing?


Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know
exactly.


Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?


Husband:
She went in my truck.


Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?


Husband:
A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air
conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which
has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
"Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special
wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver,
23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power
outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has
custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.


At this point the husband started choking up. . .
. .


Sergeant:


Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

 

[Mikes145]

Funny and probably true for some.

 

[jdmuth]

Now THAT'S Funny!!!

 

[Canyonlight]

Wife, Carol (I think?) says "isn't that just typical male"........I just got done laughing so hard my stomach hurts !!!.......gramps thanks for sharing the best funny of the day !

Dan

 

[grampscamper]

You're welcome Dan. It was so funny I thought I would share. My wife forwarded the joke to me. Do you think she's trying to tell me something?

 

[fredandfred]

Sad part is it doesn't have to be that nice of a truck.

 

[Paul & Deb]

That's hilarious Gramps! Thanks for lightening up my morning and I can't wait to share it wife my wife.

 

[JCR GD]

I took my wife to China for our Honeymoon. Next year we are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary so I thinking about going back... to pick her up.

 

[grampscamper]

I took my wife to China for our Honeymoon. Next year we are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary so I thinking about going back... to pick her up.

That's funny!

 

[jdmuth]

I took my wife to China for our Honeymoon. Next year we are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary so I thinking about going back... to pick her up.

LOL..... oh boy!!